Arsinoble

I will keep this song in mind as I move on with my life. I...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:00:00 -0500

I will keep this song in mind as I move on with my life. I don’t need Celimene or Alceste! I am a strong, independent woman with a strong connection with God. Like Kelly Clarkson says: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger! Stand a little taller! Just because I’m alone doesn’t mean I’m lonely.”

"Lord, be with me as I prepare for travel. Calm my fears so that I can begin this trip rested in..."

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:54:34 -0500

“Lord, be with me as I prepare for travel. Calm my fears so that I can begin this trip rested in mind and body. Keep me alert for any dangerous situations I might encounter so that I might arrive at my destination unharmed and secure in the knowledge that, when my trip is over, You will always be there to guide me safely. Amen.”

- Another of my favorite prayers. I will be gone for quite a while, see my last post. This prayer will keep me strong and safe as I begin my journey. Amen!

I have decided to move to a place better suited to my needs. Now...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:51:54 -0500

I have decided to move to a place better suited to my needs. Now that Alceste has “fled this bitter world where vice is the king” to “seek some spot unpeopled and apart where [he’ll] be free to have an honest heart” I think I shall do the same. Alceste is gone, Celimene despises me, and it seems that people constantly gossip about me. This is not a place that I wish to be, and so I will be moving to a convent to grow closer to God.

Alceste how could you!

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:44:49 -0500

Alceste is so absurd! He has chosen Celimene over me! I will never understand their relationship; he is just one of “Celimene’s discarded gigolos”. I was upset and told him “women like me are not for such as you. Stay with this creature to whom you’re so attached; I’ve never seen two people better matched.” But I didn’t really mean it! I don’t understand where I went wrong, I tried to get his attentions, but he spurned me and turned me down for that tease! Oh, woe is me!

Contraception Controversy

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:31:09 -0500

Contraception Controversy:

I am so disgusted with the government! This article shows exactly why. It is now under insurance to provide contraceptives at all hospitals, including the good Christian ones. This is just unacceptable! The Good Lord said that life begins at conception, and these pills violate my values. This personally offends me. I hope that you all will look at this as it is an important issue.

celimene4evalessthan3lessthan3: This is for you Arsinoe, I...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:55:08 -0500

celimene4evalessthan3lessthan3:

This is for you Arsinoe, I think you should meet up with this guy who has been flirting with me recently. He is perfect for you. It’s not “good strategy to be devout and pure: it makes one seem a little…prud[ish].” Furthermore, maybe once you finally know what it is like to have a man who wants to be with you, you will be less bitter towards my lifestyle. In fact “let’s arrange shortly to have another frank exchange in which we’ll tell each other entre nous.” I think we could both learn and grow from some constructive criticism, especially you.

Oh my! What a rude thing to say! If I were you, Celimene, I would not be pointing out other people’s flaws. “There are some things, you must realize, one can’t excuse no matter how hard one tries. I was forced at last into conceding that your behavior, madam, is misleading, that it makes a bad impression giving rise to ugly gossip.” ‘Tis not my fault that your pathetic and desperate behavior causes people to whisper about you. And I must say, it is all true! As for my behavior, there is nothing to critisize. I’m always polite and well- mannered!

My girl Halle Berry is finally getting her act together!

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:52:27 -0500

My girl Halle Berry is finally getting her act together!:

acasteyoumoneh:

theclitandreshow:

Halle Berry is launching an affordable shoe line! Unfortunately, the line will only consist of women’s footwear, but I can’t wait to see what’s been designed! I Will be at the unveiling in Germany. I heard Celimene will be there, so I’m hoping to impress her with my taste in footwear. Acaste, I think you will be interested in these shoes, and to the beautiful Celimene, I hope to see you at the unveiling!

My Dear friend Clitandre, These words that you have throw at me have upset me. On the subject of wooing Celimene, I have some ground to think so. You must keep in mind that you are not the her only suitor. I have decided that I will also be attending the footwear show. However choice may be the lady’s favors, I think, thank God, my value equals hers;I shall see you at the show Clitandre. And make sure not to embarass yourself this time.

I must say that these shoes are quite improper. They are much too revealing! How can one be polite and devout while looking like a (pardon my French) streetwalker. While Celimene makes fun of my values and says: “When all one’s charms are gone, it is, I’m sure good strategy to be devout and pure” this is utterly false and all I am doing is standing up for my morals, and my morals say that these shoes are an atrocity!

celimene4evalessthan3lessthan3: Here is a picture of this new...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:41:06 -0500

celimene4evalessthan3lessthan3:

Here is a picture of this new guy I’ve been flirting with. I hope my other suitors don’t mind. Alceste is always on my case saying things like “..Those your charms attract, you then detain.” Get off my back Alceste it’s not my fault guys think Celimene is hot stuff.

Hello my DEAR friend Celimene!

I couldn’t help but notice your last post, and I now feel that I must give you some advice. I’ve HEARD from OTHER PEOPLE that you are a little… promiscuous. Posting these sorts of things on the Internet do not help with your already flimsy reputation (THEIR words not MINE). I do hope you will cease this behavior.

Sincerely your BEST FRIEND

Arsinoe

"Blessed be your purity, May it be blessed forever, For no less than God takes delight, In such..."

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:36:00 -0500

“

Blessed be your purity,
May it be blessed forever,
For no less than God takes delight,
In such exalted beauty.
To you, heavenly Princess,
Holy Virgin Mary,
I offer on this day

My whole heart, life and soul.
Look upon me with compassion,
Do not leave me, my Mother.

”

- Oh I just love this prayer! Religion is very important to me, since I am so pure and proper. I feel like this prayer really relates to me; it keeps my faith unwaivering. Some people may make fun of me and say “Your prudery and bustling zeal appear to have very slight appeal. Your affection of grave demeanor, your endless talk of virtue and honor, the aptitude of your suspicious mind for finding sin where there is none to find.” I just find this to be unfair and untrue! Just because I love the Lord doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun!

Oh look at this gorgeous dress I found to order online! It is so...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:33:58 -0500

Oh look at this gorgeous dress I found to order online! It is so fitting and pious! I must have it; it is just my taste! I really love the festive pattern and buttons! Maybe this will help me catch my beloved’s eye. ;)

Alas! I feel this song so accurately describes my feelings! My...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:28:53 -0500

Alas! I feel this song so accurately describes my feelings! My beloved is vying for the affections of a woman who’s very nature is to taunt and tease! “I’m dreamin’ for the day when he wakes up and finds that what he’s been lookin’ for has been here the whole time! Can’t he see that I’m the one that understands him? Been here all along so why can’t he see he belongs with me.”

Hot flirting

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:19:25 -0500

celimene4evalessthan3lessthan3:

If you like my picture give me your number so we can talk and get to some hot flirting. I like long walks on the beach and leading men on. Hit me up!

This person (who shall remain nameless) is quite improper. “The quantity of the gentlemen [she] sees and [her] by now notorious coquetry were both so vehemently criticized.” She is quite a tease and, as can be seen above, only entertains the intrests of men with the intent of playing games. What a monstrosity!

I admire a certain male friend of mine, I do hope he...

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:15:00 -0500

I admire a certain male friend of mine, I do hope he didn’t notice when I took this creeper pic of him. ;) He is a “fine and noble spirit, this man of honor and surpassing merit”.